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"So, here's the story - I'm 25, and to this date, have never been laid. Yes, it's sad, but it's true. The other day, I came across the site helpwinthisbet.com where the guy was trying to get two million hits in order to win a bet with his girlfriend and have a menage a trois with his girlfriend and a woman of his choice. I was talking about this site with one of my very hot (but also very platonic) female friends who said the site was a one time thing, and it couldn't be done again. The result of this is our bet - if I can get 5 million visitors to this website in 30 days, she has agreed to help me with my "problem". If I can't get to five million in 30 days, I have to be her personal servant for a week, doing anything she asks me to do."

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