Mom the mediator

Here's my horoscope for today:
"If anyone can find a nice way to say anything at all, it's you -- even if it's a secret. Your skills at mediation and negotiation are legendary. At the moment, however, you'll need to leave those skills right where they are and keep quiet. No one says you'll have to do it permanently, but for now, 'mum' should definitely be the word. The only word."

Like it's any surprise that a mom would have good mediation and negotiation skills. My horoscope should say: Today you will be sicker than a dog, but since you are Mom the Mediator there won't be anything you can do about it. Forget resting because you will be too busy taking care of your family.

Mommies really should get sick days!